May 2012
My friend asked if she could have a drink from my other friends water bottle the other day. So she asked “Okay. Did you use your mouth recently?” (as in, did you suck any penis lately?) As soon as she asked that I slowly put my drink back down on the desk and looked at her. “What kind of ques- I never thought of asking that ever. And you’ve taken drinks from my iced tea a...
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went back and read shit that i said months, maybe even a year or two ago. and i’ve reached a conclusion. i’m fucking hilarious and everyone who says otherwise is wrong and probably smells weird. or i hate them.
May 30th
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In Other News, a Man Ripped Out His Own Intestines... →
blackg0d: theexec: What the fuck is going on?! Yeah nigga JERSEY NIGGA DON’T FUCK WITH THA BEST. I’m actually afraid to live here sometimes.
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Hey, you're hot. Let's fuck.
Julia I am very happy that you’re the mini version of me. <3
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I’m in Sara’s basement. and I claim this couch as mine.
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ListenSong of the summer. Officially.
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8 days til prom. 21 days til graduation.
Bittersweet victory.
May 24th
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Replace one word in your URL with "COCK"
blackg0d: societyville: COCKVILLE i love these Cockg0d. cock-pun.
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May 23rd
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ListenI enjoy this lots.
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refinedreams asked: Hey! i've been following you for a while... and i remember a post from a long time ago when you said you were going to ask that one guy to something on a cigarette... how did that work out?! I've always been curious hehe
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I thought about sleeping all winter when it comes around again, and maybe I’ll wake up pretty. But then I thought about what Patrick said. “Maybe hibernation means, ‘the opposite of beauty sleep’.”
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