music-creator-with-problems:

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

None of us barely leave our rooms

Use your mouth.



troyesivan:

lolsofunny:

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THAT WASN’T COOL TUMBLR

everyone stop posting

this is the audio post to rule them all

ITS PERFECTLY IN SYNCH TOO

im overwhelmed 

This will always be my favourite post

pimpeta-slap:

internetexplorers:

internetexplorers:

are you my big toe?

because i’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house

OH MY FUCKING GOD

rubywhiterabbit:

calderonbeta:

feralcastiel:

can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s

abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me”

too soon

HE WAS SHOT IN 1865 

coolyounghip:

new on netflix

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finally

Juno wtf r u doin wares ur babi