Everything About Everything. Keri. 17. Class of 2012.
There's bacon in the soap.
Broadcasting Straight From Prom.

I’ve been talking to people that I haven’t spoken to before, people that I can’t stand, or people that I’ve told off and hate.

prom 2012 kids. it brings people together.

prom is at 7, and I’m going to my friends house at 5 for pictures. I’m all dolled up and dressed and pretty. the only thing that really bums me out is my
lack of a date.

My friend asked if she could have a drink from my other friends water bottle the other day. So she asked “Okay. Did you use your mouth recently?” (as in, did you suck any penis lately?)

As soon as she asked that I slowly put my drink back down on the desk and looked at her. “What kind of ques- I never thought of asking that ever. And you’ve taken drinks from my iced tea a million times…”

It will never be the same. I will never share drinks the same way ever again.

LOOK GUYS IT’S ME BEFORE WEED!

went back and read shit that i said months, maybe even a year or two ago. and i’ve reached a conclusion.

i’m fucking hilarious and everyone who says otherwise is wrong and probably smells weird.

or i hate them.

Why is this a Twitter? I don’t understand.

→ In Other News, a Man Ripped Out His Own Intestines And Threw Them At Police in New Jersey

blackg0d:

theexec:

What the fuck is going on?!

Yeah nigga JERSEY NIGGA

DON’T FUCK WITH THA BEST.

I’m actually afraid to live here sometimes.

Hey, you’re hot. Let’s fuck.

Julia I am very happy that you’re the mini version of me. <3

partycrocanthem:

oh no

can’t. stop. laughing. omg.



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